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How sick in three easy steps. Asylum

Half Italy is bedridden with the flu. If you do not want to be left behind and you approved the mass of those who ply between the bed and the couch or stand in line in clinics desperate for a miraculous medicine, you just have to follow these simple rules.


1. Find a place with a good travel ends, a place like the desert, where there are 40 ° -10 ° during the day and night. Do not think of anything? Want some help? The nursery for your child is what you need. In class we almost reach 30 degrees and the janitors dance the samba with grass skirts. Outside in the garden, lightly touch the 0 ° and the Penguins will get slapped. Constantly enter and exit from kindergarten on a regular basis, your immune system will begin to count the first deaths in battle

2. From the first point I have come out free?
Go to work in an office as big as a tomb burial. At the same niche stipateci four to six people, half of which are already plenty plague-stricken. Add an air conditioner, set the mode "heat pump", shot the ball. Within an hour all the breathable oxygen will be consumed, and the tropical temperatures farvoriranno the proliferation of viruses and bacteria that begin to proliferate like rabbits. At this point, your army of antibodies will stay already succumbing to the attacks of enemies.

3. In the niche saturated with carbon dioxide and germs, ask to open the door, so you can stop and gasping to breathe normally. You will be told that there's loud noise from the corridors * O * (annoying?) And that it would be better to open a window. The window will bring a eria breath of fresh air in the room but the passage of this draft is in direct contact with your neck. If you suffer from neck, you have won. If not already know that you are harboring the flu.

If all this were not enough and you are still strong and healthy as a fish (but why they say you sound like a fish? "I've never understood, the fish are healthy?) There is another point reserve.

4. Do all this in a day of heavy rain, when you forgot your umbrella at home and every time the car parked two blocks away from your goal.

proven results and guaranteed by me.

GOOD SUNDAY!

Song: Nun you reggae - Rino Gaetano